Michael will be buried next week
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Nine days ago, the London paper the Mirror said Michael Jackson had been quietly buried the day before in a secret ceremony so fans wouldn’t know where he was. They said… A few hours later Entertainment Tonight confirmed the story. So either they were both wrong or he clawed his way out, because they’ll be burying him (again?) on August 29th, according to his dad. Joes mean old ass is up to something. There must be some statute that expires after 60 days or something, and now Joe can do whatever he wants. So at the funeral Michael will be wearing a t-shirt for some car-title loan company Joe owns, and it will say “tired of coffin up money for unexpected bills?” or some shit like that.
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